01/12/2008
I’m actually on the Bella Italia payroll, that’s why they get free advertising. I stack their dishwasher for them. It’s quite a cool job because the dishwasher is so large and actually, really really interesting to work with.
UPDATE: I just got fired from Bella Italia because I put part of the manager’s cat (The tail) into my mouth. The cat’s fine but the manager took it really badly and said he had to let me go.
