11/1/2009
25/12/2008
15/12/2008
01/12/2008
I’m actually on the Bella Italia payroll, that’s why they get free advertising. I stack their dishwasher for them. It’s quite a cool job because the dishwasher is so large and actually, really really interesting to work with.
UPDATE: I just got fired from Bella Italia because I put part of the manager’s cat (The tail) into my mouth. The cat’s fine but the manager took it really badly and said he had to let me go.
28/11/2008
Funnily enough, I ran into Duygu Aytac at the Istanbul Museum Of Modern Art. I mean I arranged to meet her there, but it was funny that she turned up. I think if you look at her blog you’ll see that I’ve actually contributed a significant portion of her content. So, you know. Where’s my fucking cut Aytac?
28/10/2008
15/10/2008
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